Wee Boabie ©
by Hamish M Anstruther
Ma wee pal Boabie has gawn daft owre computurs.
He says the maist inteligint things ave iver heard.
Here's an exampulle...
Ah wisnae feelin weel wan day.
Wee Boabie saed ah hud eithir a protocawld or virus.
Then he saed it could be back trouble,
Ye ken, somethin like a floppy disc.
He sugestit thit a go an see the new doctur,
E's mail, and he just moved in last week fur tae practice generally.
Boabie saed the doctur's writin oan the prescripshins is magic.
He never furgets a dot or comma and his digitul signachur is brillyint.