If Taday Wa' Yesterdee ©
by Kevin Petterson
If taday wa' yesterdee would tamorra be next week?
Cause them blighters down tha pub 'eckon,
Meself I don really care so long as there's beer tammora
Or wa' I talkin bou' yesterdee?
Cause see I got me alseimes n I forget deese things ya no,
So where were I?
Wa' I gettin in the barf or out de barf?
Neway myt go ta sleep
It's pretee bloody 'ard when ur me age
Yup 13 a 'ard age ta live at!