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Justin and Colin ©

Jack Knapman
Dunfermline, Scotland
2005

Justin and Colin
Ah'll wring yer bluddy necks
Ma whole damn life now smells o' paint
Ya pair o' bluddy twerps

We started aff wi' a couply shelves an sprucin here 'n there
Next ah'm up at B&Q wi' emulsion in ma hair
"Would you like a credit card?", the nice young lady asks,
"You'll need spending flexibility, for your home improvement tasks."


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