Ma Wee Maw ©

it's aboot time you cleaned that room o yours
you've been in that bath for near three hoors
you'll wash yersel tae nuthin son
och away 'n stop complaining mum
all I ever get here is nag, nag, nag
sometimes I swear I feel like packin ma bag
I could rent a wee flat
mind nuthin too grand
but she'd always be up
seein if I need a wee hand
she'd be cleanin up efter me just like it was at hame
everywhere I go it's always the same
so I'll content masel
stay at hame efter aw
she's no such a bad woman is ma wee maw