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My Computer ©

by B Durie
Fife, Scotland
2003

My computer is dead and buried
No longer will it make me cross
ASCII to ACII
DOS to DOS

I wiped the hard drive with Izal
And emptied every file
But when the Internet shut down
Amazon was in denial (Oh come on!)

I even washed my Windows
And swatted the printing on the fly
As I closed the browser for one last time
There was a tear in my IE


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