My Cousin The Nebula ©

My cousin Luke carries a title
he thinks he's a duke he's such a darlin'
always a talkin' about
dem' chew baccas and dem' nukes

I walk on the dark side he replies
The force is with me
and I'll go through the worm hole
just once more before I die.

But cousin dear
your name's sake is so biblical and such
and just one touch from the master
could do so much.

Yes just one touch from the master
who heals all thy diseases
Your reply yeah sure when Mars freezes.

And again I say
Just one touch from the Master
So hush up before I put you
in some Paris of plaster.