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Once Shy, Once Removed ©

John McCormick
Bass Lake, Ontario, Canada
1999

Ah nivver kent loose wimmen ,
Ah nivver did the rounds.
We nivver thocht o' a divorce,
Ah nivver gied her grounds.
Noo that ah am gettin' oan,
An' wid like tae rin aboot.
Ah'm goin in the moarnin',
Tae ha'e ma Prostate-oot.


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