Somethin's Rotten in the State o' Fife ©

We've reached Kirkcaldy a ken by the smell,
But it's no' the lino, it's the Toon Hoose,
Labour Cooncillors ur helpin' themsell,
While some auld folk are pair as a moose.

We've got tae ask questions, we've got tae name names,
Fur the folk o' Fife hiv a richt tae know,
If the Cooncil ur foond tae be fiddlin',
They've definitely got tae go!

McLeish an' Sinclair an' Livingstone an' May,
They're aw' tarred wi' the same damned brush,
While some Cooncillors want tae report it,
The Labour cronies want tae keep hush!