New Anthem for Britain ©
to be sung to the traditional air of "What a Friend We Have in Jesus" to replace politically incorrect present one
Frank E Gibbard
Oh, what a gift we have in Britain
It's a green and pleasant land
It's a place that has me smitten
From top to bottom it is grand.
There's no nation that is better
Than our's in this whole mighty world
Surely none could be much wetter
Or have more umbrellas twirled.